On the Second Day

“Bloggers are not writers.” My visitor reiterated what he just heard from the movie we’re watching last night. “I heard that.” I said. I looked at him and I just could see his face grinning as if to mock me. Yeah I am a blogger and he is too, or at least he was. “He doesn’t have the credibility to say that. He’s a scientist and not a writer.” I told him.

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astig sa astig - prologue

"pare, ayoko sa effem. ayoko sa chubbie. top to top lang. astig sa astig lang." sabi ng isa naming kalaro sa badminton. tiningnan namin siya at napasalubong ang aming mga kilay. nagtawanan lahat. putang ina, kung magsalita ito akalain mo isang barako o kargador sa pier 2. eh kulang na lang humawak ng suklay at gunting ay isa na siyang parloristang baklang maturingan.

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Caught in the Act?

In evolution, everything that is useless starts to disappear.

Every part of the body needs an exercise. Kahit pa nga iyung internal organs natin eh kelangan naisa-subject sa physical workout gaya ng ating baga at puso. I think I am clear that when I say every part of the body, I mean all and that includes the appendage protruding from our crotch called the “penis”, “cock”, or “dick”. Sa madaling salita, “titi”, “burat”, o “tarugo”. Huwag na natin pagandahin ang terminolohiya o lagyan pa ng metaphor. Para sa mga wholesome na nagbabasa ng blog ko, (meron pa bang natitira?), isang paraan ito para ma-desensitize ang tenga ninyo sa makatotohanang pananalita.

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Allegory of the Sugarcane

“Master, talk to us about romance“. He asked. “I could not talk about something that I’m not, my apprentice. Haven’t you heard? I am tagged with a moniker ‘man of stone’.” I replied. “But Master, how could you survive a long relationship if you are not romantic?” He asked again. “My Apprentice, romance does not make a relationship.” I said. “Can you please elaborate on that, Master?” The apprentice requested.

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Allegory of the Rabbit Snake

Honesty is the best policy if served at the right time.

“Master, talk to us about honesty.” He asked. “I could not talk about honesty my young apprentice. ” I replied. “But why master? Men who have met you admire your forthrightness. Sure it does not insult but rather enlightens.” He insisted. “My apprentice, not everyone that hears listens.” I calmly said. “But master…”

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Tunay na Tripper

Di ba ninyo alam, ang tunay na tripper ay takot sa asawa?

Sa unang pagkakataon, gagawin ko ang pag-repost ng isa kong nakaraang entry. Matagal ko ng napag-isipan na gawin ito dahil minsan may nakita akong grupo sa isang gay community site na nagsasabing sila ay mga trippers. Napangiti lang ako dahil base sa aking sinulat noon, sila ay isang salungat sa aking paniniwala. Ang isa pang dahilan kung bakit ko ibinabalik ang post na ito ay dahil sa mga huling kaganapan sa blogosphere na tila nakalimutan na ang aking isinulat noon. Ang repost na ito ay isang paalala lamang. Mag-enjoy po tayo.

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