Same Feathers

Each time I would introduce a new face to my circle of friends, only one question comes out of their lips.  “Is he PLU?”  Sometimes my friends would only put an evil grin insinuating that “something” has already happened between us.  Perhaps it is a reasonable mindset but it is quite unfair and malicious to assume all the people around me are PLUs.  “Birds of the same feather flock together” is cliché.